Laziness

We avoid the use of artificial motivation in all of our products. 

 

Shareholder Value

We proudly prioritize shareholder value over human life.

 

Sociopathy

Winning isn't everything. It's the only thing.

  

Tradition

Our values are empty PR. 

 

Green

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Love

All of our shit is made with love.