We remember back when we were young millennials, milking cows on the farm, dreaming of starting a nihilistic internet t-shirt company.
Blah blah blah charming inspirational rustic story pitch words.
Bask in our authenticity. Feel our branding. Love us.
We're two cranky burnt-out vaguely woo woo millennials.
One of us is queer af, one of us probably would be if he wasn't tOo CoOl FoR lAbEls.
We make t-shirts and shit.